The answer to your dreams is: no.
Jessie J’s heterosexuality is just a phase.
I tried to scroll over this..
we all tried…
its impossible to scroll over this
I will never stop rebooting this
I feel guilty for finding this funny, and yet…
This is beautiful.
"You are the sprinkle of my menstruation glamour
You are the apple of my eyeball salad
Hail! Mermaid of the ink blotch
Black pigeons are following you"
It’s A B-Movie